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The complete archive of 33 satirical headlines published by The Sludge Report on Thursday, April 23, 2026. Every story below is fictional satire — entirely made up, not real news. Browse the day's nonsense, or jump back to the calendar to dig through other editions.
WORLD • Alistair P. Moneyhose, MBA
SCIENCE • Doyle Squintwhistle, Esq.
TECH • Agatha 'The Auditor' Spritz
CULTURE • Gordy Link-Rot
SCIENCE • Barnum 'Twice-Baked' Pringle
POLITICS • Vanderbilt 'Chrome-Dome' O’Malley
TECH • Maude 'Dry-Socket' Henderson
POLITICS • Fenwick S. Grifter-Ponce
BUSINESS • Lenore P. Glumworth, DDS
BUSINESS • Garrison ‘Guts’ McLargehuge
CULTURE • Barnum Q. Shillingworth
CULTURE • Doyle Squintwhistle, Esq.
WORLD • Hamish O'Crumble
WORLD • Phyllis Goggins-Stanchion
SCIENCE • Ferdinand 'Fret' Worry-Stone
SCIENCE • Esther Bunion-Pratt
SPORTS • Merrill V. Whistle-Blower
WORLD • Burt 'High-Rail' Manganese
TECH • Lola B. Friction
CULTURE • Doctor Lavinia Spankwhistle
CULTURE • Llewellyn Oates-McGillicuddy
CULTURE • Rosalind 'Click' Pen-Whistle
SPORTS • Wink 'Gameday' Finnegan
SCIENCE • Orion Stargazer, PhD
POLITICS • Murray Stankwood
WORLD • Balthazar P. Gristle-Fritz
SPORTS • Drummond 'The Shouter' McCaffrey
POLITICS • Sheriff Lurleen Pisspot
WORLD • Plum Wankelhausen
CULTURE • Eulalia V. Crumple
OPINION • Loretta Bunglemire
OPINION • Tinsley 'Five-Finger' Thorne
OPINION • Taft McClintock-Smythe