UFC
April 25, 2026 — Buck 'Knuckle' Sanders (Dojo Closet)
Dana White has officially lost the last thread of connection to the civilized world, announcing that UFC 305 will take place inside an aquarium in Dubai, with the Octagon submerged in four feet of sal
April 25, 2026 — Takedown Terry (The Octagon Floor Padding)
Did you see the main event? The sweat didn't spray right. It lingered in the air like a glitchy particle effect from a 2014 Playstation game. I’m calling it now: the heavyweights have gone on strike a
April 25, 2026 — Knuckle Sandwich (The Local ER)
Dana White has finally done it. He’s found a way to make the Octagon even more dangerous for the athletes and more profitable for the guys in suits who look like thumb-thumbs. At the press conference