COMBAT SPORTS
April 25, 2026 — Rick 'The Rasp' Rathskeller (Dudley, MA)
1. The Delaware Asbestos Reapers — This squad fuels their heavyweights exclusively on gas station egg salad and unclaimed lottery tickets to ensure maximum biological volatility in the octagon.
April 25, 2026 — Skip 'The Lip' Malone (Las Vegas)
Brick 'The Wall' Henderson | OUT | Currently haunting the gym after a disastrous Game 7 loss | Jaxson Storm | DOUBTFUL | Emotionally compromised after favorite podcast host got cancelled | Rick O'Shea
April 25, 2026 — Sal 'The Signal' Santino (Staten Island)
WAKE UP, FIGHT FANS! Stop looking at the social media rants and start looking at the refresh rate! If you actually watch the frame-by-frame of the latest training footage, you’ll see the clear artifac