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    April 25, 2026 — Rick 'The Rasp' Rathskeller (Dudley, MA)

    1. The Delaware Asbestos Reapers — This squad fuels their heavyweights exclusively on gas station egg salad and unclaimed lottery tickets to ensure maximum biological volatility in the octagon.

    April 25, 2026 — Skip 'The Lip' Malone (Las Vegas)

    Brick 'The Wall' Henderson | OUT | Currently haunting the gym after a disastrous Game 7 loss | Jaxson Storm | DOUBTFUL | Emotionally compromised after favorite podcast host got cancelled | Rick O'Shea

    April 25, 2026 — Sal 'The Signal' Santino (Staten Island)

    WAKE UP, FIGHT FANS! Stop looking at the social media rants and start looking at the refresh rate! If you actually watch the frame-by-frame of the latest training footage, you’ll see the clear artifac